Name Pat Robertson

Contest: Create A Gangster Name for Pat Robertson


Since the legendary TV preacher/presidential candidate/mob enforcer Pat “Pat” Robertson seems to feel qualified to order assassinations of foreign leaders, I feel it’s only right that he be assigned a traditional gangster nickname.  In true Mob tradition, the nickname need not reflect his penchant for (remote) violence (after all, it’s not like Pat himself would garrote the Venezuelan president) but can instead refer to Robertson’s physical traits, knee-jerk reactionary habits, shallow thought processes, or thorough wrongheadedness. Winners MAY be awarded a delightful “WWJK?” (Who Would Jesus Kill?) plastic bracelet of the type all the rage with today’s youngsters. Bracelet color has yet to be determined; I’ll first have to review the galaxy of those stupid magnetic car ribbons to find an unused hue.

Contest Rules: Unlimited entries unless you are a homosexual, Communist, Democrat, Liberal, female, Hindi, bisexual (practicing or curious), foreigner, Yankee, Buddhist, Liberterian, a member of a minority, Moslem, Mormon, Independent, or Wiccan. (Face it, if you are any of the above, you should be spending your time getting your life right instead of poking around on the internet.) Contest may be closed at any time for any reason.